Good Days Cocaine Shirt
$19.99
A little mornin' bump will have you at work thirty minutes early and halfway through tomorrow's project by lunch. It's illegal because we would be too productive as a society. America would truly be great again. You know those construction projects that take ten years to finish? A thing of the past. They're done in a week now. We'd be on the IPhone 25 already. Everybody would be skinny and hot. Man, whatever. Let's just go back to drinking. Oh wait, that's when you need it most!
Features
- 5.3 oz./yd² (US) 8.8 oz./L yd (CA)
- 100% cotton, 20 singles
- Classic fit
- Rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
- Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards
- Antique colors & Sport Grey are 90/10 cotton/polyester
For environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Typically, this product will be made in about a week, we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail.